This article asks, where do we stop with bailouts? My answer: we shouldn't! Everyone deserves for the government to pay for their failing businesses. Isn't that what the pursuit of happiness is all about? I mean, just because your business sucks and people don't want to buy your product, that isn't your fault. It's probably Bush's fault, I mean, if we want to be honest about it.
For example: The automobile industry. Just because they continue to build automobiles that run off hyper-compressed ancient vegetation (fossil fuels) that get the same mile-per-gallon as cars built 20 years ago, and don't even provide factory radios with an mp3 audio jacks, we should keep buying lots of cars. And it's Bush's fault we're not.
Luckily, Obama, savior of American values, is here. If I had my way, the Federal Government would provide money to all the failing Circuit City's, Starbucks, automobile companies, mortgage companies, people who made poor decisions on their mortgages in the first place, Wall Street financial companies, Old People, Israel & Palestine, and Africa (just because they're poor). Oh, and art majors that make $20k a year. Because they're poor too. It's not their fault that artists get paid squat. It's Bush's fault.
*You probably shouldn't take anything written here seriously. It's meant to be sarcastic.
3 comments:
I know: How about we take money from the "rich" people and give it to the "poor" people? That way the rich people won't be rich anymore and the poor people won't have to work for what they get. That would solve everything! I wonder if the president elect has considered such a brilliant plan ...
Yeah, we'll make everyone who makes $250,000 a year... uhmm, make that $200,000 a year... well, maybe if really want to make it fair it will be $120,000 a year, no, truly fair will be about $90,000 a year...
It's amazing how the definition of how much money a "rich" person is keeps getting less and less.
Yeah most people probably don't get the sarcastic part of this and agree with you whole heartedly. It really IS George Bush's fault that my company is poorly run, isn't it! After all, everything is his fault! And placing blame on others for all of our problems is definitely the American way.
I wonder when we'll wake up from our pipe dream and realize we can't afford any of this stuff :(
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