Wednesday, April 30, 2008

Too Funny

Dave Letterman's Top 10 last night: Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Having Sex In A McDonald's

10: Should I take her someplace more romantic like Applebee's?
9: Am I going to get "The McClap"?
8: Should we just stay in the car and have sex in the drive-thru?
7: The rats won't mind, will they?
6: Would she rather have had a 'Whopper'?
5: Is this what my dad meant when he said, "Go get a job at McDonald's"?
4: Should I add fries and a soda for an extra 99 cents?
3: Can I tell my wife I was just getting a 'Happy Meal'?
2: Should I see a psychiatrist?
1: Is this going to hurt my wife's presidential campaign?

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