Things I hate

This is by no means an all encompassing list, but rather a few things that have been on my mind the past several weeks (or minutes, as the case may be):

• Ballerina Shoes. You are not a ballerina, and they're ugly. Don't wear them.
• People who care A LOT about watching sports. You know it doesn't really matter, right? Or are you so delusional that you think yelling at the TV and getting mad when your team loses will influence your team or the universe one iota? Unless you're actually playing, maintain a perspective, idiots.
• Announcer's at the white trash events I enjoy: demolition derby, boxing, rodeo... Why can't these guys just shut up and let us enjoy watching a guy get pummeled by a horse, car, or fist? I don't get it.
• Hearing about someone's ED/Viagra issues while at the pool. This happened about 20 minutes ago... Thankfully he wasn't talking to me, I overheard it, but I still didn't want to hear about that, or what he and his girl did in his church parking lot because of those issues. I'm gonna go throw up now.