If you want to remain my friend, don't text or call me early on Sunday mornings. Definitely not before 9, probably not before 10, and if you want to be safe, wait for 11. Central Time.
If you want to text me at 8 AM, when I'm sick, during finals, on a Sunday, for absolutely no reason, you are guaranteed to piss me off.
What are some acceptable reasons one might call/text Ryan early on a Sunday morning, without prior warning, you ask? Well, there are 2 reasons. Only 2.
1) You are going to give me something good. Information, food, kisses, etc.
2) You, or someone dear to you, are dying.
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Can I get your number? Not that I'd text you for no good reason or anything. You free early next Sunday, say 5 or 6am?
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