So apparently they induced my sister Kristi into labor a few hours ago. If everything goes right, I should be an uncle here in a few hours.
While I'm not sure what exactly my duties as an uncle will entail, I have some ideas.
1) Buy him an outfit - a camoflauge outfit.
2) Tickle him.
3) Play video games with him.
4) Teach him at least 1 word mommy and daddy won't like.
5) Be in California in July for his blessing.
6) Hold him.
Now, I know that the video games might have to wait a few years - that's OK. I'm patient. In the meantime I'll just hope that everything runs nice and smooth.
PUSH! HARDER! BREATH!
I HATE THIS!
YOU did this to ME!
EPIDURAL!
Oh! He's beautiful!
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