Things I've learned.

It's been a crazy week, but I've learned a few things I feel inclined to share.

• As a man, one is required to apologize for things that are not his fault, and this is quite often the only way to get back on good terms with someone. Yes, maybe they should apologize, but you still gotta do it.
  
• Being sick is no fun.
• Having nothing to do at work makes it no fun.
• Don't try spitting on a motorcycle at 50+ mph. It doesn't work.